1. Those pants make your ass look big
2. That new diet your’re on does not appear to work
3. Really? Is it our wedding day? I did not know that…
4. I love you Kathrine, ehh I mean Katrina…
Even if it was a legitimate incident, they will always remember you for it for a very long time.
5. Dinner sounds great. I’ll do that with the guys.
This is what men eat and nothing else